The Great Tissue Debate

D, J, T and I were dining at Newtown on Monday night; an over-priced, intimately decorated Thai restaurant.

The food was spicy, to say the least, causing a desperate dash for tissues to control the impending nasal outflow.

It occurred to me that D and T were continuously using the same tissue (!) until every square centimeter was thoroughly used.

Curiosity begs…

D, what are you doing?
Huh?
Don’t you just use a tissue once and then throw it away?
No, it’s a waste…
But, you’ve already used it…
You don’t use the entire tissue when you blow your nose
Yeah, but…

(Repeat from line 3 of conversation)



Mario had nothing better to do at 9:32 AM

 
Sydney Radio

Nasty put your clothes on, I told ya don’t walk out your house without your

Bzzz…

Clothes there’s an endless story, underneath your

Bzzz…

Love is all I think about, I just can’t get you out of my

Bzzz…

Hands, if you’re sexy and you know it, and

Bzzz…

You nasty girl, you trashy, you freaky

Off.



Mario had nothing better to do at 10:43 AM

 
Vodafone, Australia Post and I

D had asked me to pick up a legal will kit from the Post Office. No worries, I’ve got another overdue phone bill to pay anyway.

Vodafone has been spamming my mobile with SMS ‘reminders’ and ‘courtesy’ calls…

Hello…
Hello this is a courtesy call from Vodafone; your Vodafone account is due for immediate paym…

Hang up…

But nothing twists an arm more than call barring.

Dialing…

You have call barring activated on this phone…

Ok. I’ll SMS then…

Sending… Check Operator Services!

D’oh.

So I head down to the Post Shop, greeted by a cheery postal worker.

Good Afternoon. How’s your day?
Not too bad… Just the bill and the will thanks.
Wow! Such a responsible young man…
No, I’m not actually…

(that’s exactly why I’m here)…



Mario had nothing better to do at 9:59 AM